



10:04pmJune 25, 2023I’ve had enough of you… GUARDS! Impregnate this man.
This tumblr shit is easy


1:14amMay 28, 2023pony who is relentlessly mocked for being a blank flank well into adulthood so she invites her bullies to a dinner and as they feel themselves grow faint eating in the room adjacent to her gas stove they realize all too late that her cutie mark was carbon monoxide


11:09pmMay 25, 2023The tusk of a woolly mammoth being unearthed from a Siberian riverbed.
Wrong! Huuuuge earthworm :)
thats a pube from mother earth


1:06amMay 13, 2023Great Mouse Detective version of Dracula happening simultaneously as the events of Dracula, so there’s just five mice in Victorian clothes unnoticed by the human cast desperately trying to kill a bat.
Or they’re also trying to kill Dracula, but exclusively during the parts of the book when he’s turned into a bat.
Dracula invited a human realtor and a mouse realtor to his castle and there were extended periods of time where he would say to his human realtor “Ah please excuse me I have business to attend to” and turn into a bat to talk to his mouse realtor.


11:57pmMay 11, 2023I just rewatched the water 7 arc and crying like a little baby about merry inspired me to do some o these
Some additional character bits for them:
Merry:
- Is here for a good time, not a long time
- Sis got scoliosis
- :3
Sunny:
- She takes after her father (Franky) greatly. She’s got a stomach compartment, a hella weapons, and a great ass
- There’s a place for everything, and everything is in it’s place.
- 8)
LUFFY NOOOUOUOUOOUOO


11:56pmMay 11, 2023Leon Kennedy in RE4R has SUCH a cute smile omg……… while he still has a cheesy sense of humor and sharp wit, he’s definitely more stoic and gloomy in this game than he was before and he barely ever smiles now, so every time he DOES smile, it’s literally a TVTropes When He Smiles moment *_* his tiny, quiet little laughs are so adorable too
And I headcanon that, because he’s so serious and smiles so rarely, everyone is always so awestruck the few times he DOES smile, and they get addicted to trying to get him to laugh
His smile is so adorable. I also love the fact that it’s kinda crooked, it’s just so cute to me. I think outside of the field he probably smiles a lot more when he’s hanging out with people, especially to mask how he really feels (I hc that he’s an introvert with a low social battery, he also hates crowds or large gatherings of people so going out somewhere and being with people for a while exhausts him). The laughing thing though oh when I tell you this man giggles… look at him and tell me he doesn’t giggle.
UGH MY HEART.
Theme









46,299 notes













